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Frank Black - in tha hoose - old skool!

When it comes to non-psychic powers, Frank Black is the main man, the top dog, the big cheese, numero uno, the big chief, the master of his domain, the host with the most who can boast the most toast, the ultimate champion of stealing quotes from the film Airplane 2. But let me tell you something about my early years.

Frank Glass - a case study

THERE NOW FOLLOWS EDITED EXTRACTS from the controlled study into the disputed non-psychic abilities of Frank Glass, non-astrologer and non-medium. This project was carried out at the James Rando Institute in Maryland, Ohio, an American organisation devoted to exposing non-psychics. Mr Glass agreed to be subjected to this scrutiny voluntarily in an attempt to satisfy his critics.

Test 2b: supervisor: Dr Kirk Street, Dept. of Non-Parapsychology.

Test methodology: Standard Henderson-King coin tossing technique. 

Guest writer Frank Glass Returns

       

HELLO AGAIN. I'm Frank Glass, the UK's Number One non-psychic. Today I'd like to address a common misconception held by some who try to grapple with the meaning of existence, and other profound matters. It's usual for those so inclined to consider the human race as somehow insignificant when compared to the immense size of the universe.

Guest writer - Horoscopes with Frank Glass

Hello people! I'm the one and only Frank Glass, the celebrated non-astrologer. I have NO psychic abilities at all  - and I'm going to share them with YOU lovely folk.

Guest Writer - Anton DeMille

Hello, my eager acolytes.

There are those who call me Anton DeMille, for such is my name.