The Turner Prize has just sort of happened, with some guy winning a thing for something he painted or built or dragged from a swamp. Utter garbage. I, Roger Kaplan, present to you now the entry that should have won, if I had been entitled to enter it. It is a 2-piece work called '2-Piece Work' and it is of truly cosmic significance.
I run the Turner Prize, right? so I know what I'm talking about. I hereby award it to you, Mr Kaplan, and not that loser who thinks he's won.
Posted by: The Boss of the Turner Prize | Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 16:08